Help! My daughter is dating a Jewish boy?

Question by Dave: Help! My daughter is dating a Jewish boy?
I’m not antisemitic, but my daughter began dating a little Jewish boy and he came over to our house last night. I normally have no problems with Jewish people, but when it comes to my daughter’s safety, what else am I to do? I’ve already spoken to her and educated her about all the Jewish spells and curses. I’ve bought her some books on the subject but she seems indifferent. I feel like I am losing her. We used to be really close when she was young, but now she goes behind my back and does this to me. I feel like she’s deliberately subjecting herself to danger just to upset me. I suppose she’s in a rebellious adolescent phase, though.
*sigh*

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Answer by Dominick
if this is true you are a dumbass

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