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Jewish Humor Website Jewlarious.com Releases Short Film Titled “Boycotting Israel”

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Jewish Humor Website Jewlarious.com Releases Short Film Titled “Boycotting Israel”










Jerusalem, Israel (PRWEB) July 2, 2007

Aish.com (http://www.aish.com), the leading Judaism website, and Jewlarious.com (http://www.jewlarious.com), the leading Jewish humor website, have released a short film titled “Boycotting Israel” (http://www.aish.com/movies/israelboycott.asp) that addresses the unfortunately timely issue of boycotts against Israel. Presently, the British University and College Union is discussing a motion to boycott all Israeli academics. Some groups on college campuses across North America and Europe have lobbied for similar action. Other campaigns on the Internet encourage people to boycott all Israeli products and actually list Israeli companies and the products that they manufacture.

These boycott attempts run counter to the spirit of free and open academic inquiry. But beyond this is a great irony: not only do they hurt Israelis, but they hurt Palestinians, too. This was made evident recently by Sari Nusseibeh, president of the Palestinian al-Quds University located in East Jerusalem, who said that Israeli Academics have been amongst the most progressive and peace-minded people around the world, and that boycotting them would hurt the cause of peace in the Middle East.

With this as a backdrop, Boycotting Israel takes a humorous look at what the world would look like if people actually followed through on their boycott attempt. The result is outrageous.

Boycotting Israel stars Lindsay Ames, Dan Galea, Richard Rabkin and Josh Rachlis, and was directed by Josh Rachlis who has worked for over 10 years in advertising and television. The film was edited by Jason Grebeski, and the sound was mixed by Ian Morris at RMW Music.

Aish.com is the largest Judaism website with 3 million monthly visits and 260,000 unique email subscribers. Aish.com features content on spirituality, dating, parenting, Israel and the Holocaust, plus a live webcam from the Western Wall, cutting-edge blogs, and innovative short films.

Jewlarious.com is a weekly web magazine featuring videos of Jewish comedians, a database of Jewish jokes, and original short films.

The websites are both divisions Aish HaTorah, a network of Jewish educational centers in 35 branches on five continents, headquartered in Jerusalem near the Western Wall.

What would a real Israel Boycott look like? Find out at Jewlarious.com (http://www.aish.com/jewlarious/).

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Bob Newhart Judges, “Mad” Kane Winner – 2008 Robert Benchley Society Award for Humor

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Bob Newhart Judges, “Mad” Kane Winner – 2008 Robert Benchley Society Award for Humor











Bob Newhart and Past Benchley Society award winner Horace J. Digby backstage at Pantages Theater, Tacoma, WA


Los Angeles, CA (PRWEB) August 3, 2008

Bob Newhart, winner of three Grammy Awards, a Peabody, an Emmy and the Mark Twain Prize for Humor, and author of his new show-business autobiography, I Shouldn’t Even Be Doing This, making him perhaps the most celebrated comedian-humorist-actor-author-former accountant in show-business history, this summer took time away from his busy schedule to serve as finalist judge, for the 2008 winner of the Robert Benchley Society Award for Humor. Newhart chose, as first-place winner, New York City-based humor columnist, satirist, Madeleine Begun Kane.

In a personal note Newhart told Kane her essay, “Guide for The Opera Impaired,” finished first because it was “the most Benchleyesque. . . “I don’t know if Robert Benchley ever commented on operas in his writings, but it is certainly a subject I suspect he would have handled exactly as you did,” Newhart said.

Newhart enjoyed judging the essays, “It certainly brought back the memories of when I first started reading Robert Benchley and the joy his writing brought,” Newhart said, but, “the judging was difficult because the finalists were so good.”

Newhart has always credited Benchley as a major influence on his humor. In an earlier interview with past Robert Benchley Society award winner Horace J. Digby on A3Radio Newhart said, “Really good writing is timeless. Benchley created–like the persona Jack Benny created–a man who was very much full of himself, but in a self-deprecating way.”

In his book, I Shouldn’t Even Be Doing This, Newhart tells readers, “My influences came from the more absurdist side of life. I’ve never forgotten the time I heard that a lady in Britain published her correspondence with Winston Churchill, so Robert Benchley decided to publish his correspondence with George Bernard Shaw. Benchley’s correspondence consisted of letters accusing Shaw of taking his umbrella at the theater and asking for it to be returned. Shaw kept writing back saying, ‘I don’t know who you are and I don’t have your umbrella.’”

In a recent letter Newhart told Digby, “Larry Gilbert, writer on Your Show of Shows, A Funny Thing Happened on The Way to The Forum and others too numerous to remember, once wrote, the comedy writer (and comedian) sees the world through a different lens. There is no question in my mind that Benchley helped construct the comedic lens through which I view the world. I think his [Benchley's] influence is certainly discernable in ‘Abe Lincoln’ and ‘King Kong.’”

“I was a voracious reader of the works of Robert Benchley,” Newhart wrote in I Shouldn’t Be Doing This, “and at least on a subconscious level, one of Benchley’s essays influenced me to go to law school. It was about a Walter Mitty-type character who . . . made an absolute fool out of the opposing counsel to the point where the jury was applauding and even the judge was enjoying the show.”

Fortunately for the world of humor Benchley’s “more absurdist” influence on Newhart won out.

Kane’s essays have appeared in Family Circle, America Online, Newsday, The Chicago Tribune, The Philadelphia Inquirer, The Miami Herald,, The Houston Chronicle, The New York Times, The L. A. Times Syndicate, Knight-Rider/Tribune News Service, and on National Public Radio. She bills herself, as “Mad” Kane, political satirist, parodist and recovering lawyer. Kane holds a law degree from St. John’s University School of Law and a Bachelors of Fine Arts in music from the California Institute of the Arts. Her musical talent lead to a faculty position in the Music department of Southern Methodist University, Dallas,Texas, and an oboist chair in the Dallas Symphony.

In 1995 Kane’s humor was honored by the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, and her website, madkane.com, has received accolades from USA Today, Shift Magazine, Maxim Magazine, The Guardian and other media.

On learning Newhart had ranked her essay first, Kane was uncharacteristically at a loss for words, saying only, “Yikes! I can’t believe it! Thanks! . . . I’m still in shock . . .”

Kane had celebrated being named a finalist by writing:

“I can barely maintain my sobriety

Cuz the great Robert Benchley Society

Held a contest and wow,

I’m a finalist now.

Will I win the top prize? High anxiety!”

Remembering that limerick, she added, “Now that I’ve actually won first prize, I’m thrilled and honored, but being Jewish, I’m still anxious.”

The second, third and fourth place finalists selected by Newhart to receive the Robert Benchley Society Medal of Merit for 2008 are: Mike Tuck of Hopkins, MN, in second place for his essay, “Welcome To America;” Jesse Levy of North Hollywood, CA, in third place for, “How to Watch a Sad Movie and Retain Your Manliness;” and Denise G. Weeks of Richardson, TX, in fourth place for “How to Start Your Own Band.” The winning essays can be viewed at The Robert Benchley Society Website.

Denise Weeks (a.k.a. Shalanna Collins) a home-grown Texas humorist, novelist, pianist, belly dancer, baton twirler, software engineer, National Merit Scholar, and graduate of Southern Methodist University, is also a true Robert Benchley lover. One of her hobbies is collecting Robert Benchley first editions.

Weeks’ husband first advised her not to get too excited about “this contest thing.” But when he learned Bob Newhart was reading her essay, hubby quickly forgot his own advice. Weeks’ reaction to placing in the top four was, “Aaaaa . . . I believe a ‘Yay!’ is in order now!’

“Hooray! Thank you so much (and many thanks to Mr. Newhart),” said third-place winner, Jesse Levy, a New York City transplant to Los Angeles. “I am thrilled beyond words,” he continued. “In fact, right now I’m making sounds to express my thrilledness but they can’t be conveyed in an email without doing some small damage to the keyboard.”

Levy keenly appreciates that, “Essays are tough, especially at 500 words. I wrote my entry in a Benchleyesq frenzy. I was reading a lot of Sweet Old Bob at the time and the influence shows. Benchley has always been my favorite humorist.”

Levy said he was “absolutely thrilled” just to learn that Bob Newhart was going to be reading his entry. “To go from being an accountant to being a stand-up comic has always been a dream of mine,” Levy said, in homage to Newhart’s early career. Then, after reflecting for a moment on his own career which includes filmmaker, actor, radio disk jockey, writer, director and humorist, Levy added, “I guess I’d better start hitting those accounting books.”

Mike Tuck, of Hopkins, MN, had this to say about being first runner-up, “Thanks for the wonderful news. I assume this means I get my $ 10 entry fee back.”

Tuck first read Robert Benchley 30 years ago and immediately realized he’d found his favorite author. Even today “All who value humor look up to Robert Benchley and wonder, ‘How the hell does he make it look so easy?’ . . . For this Benchley aficionado it’s a bit numbing having my name linked with his,” Tuck said.

Tuck began writing humor as a young man growing up in Minneapolis when he started selling a few jokes and gags, soon earning a tidy sum of $ 30 a week, “and this is back when $ 30 a week was like $ 20 a week,” Tuck said.

“Knowing Bob Newhart actually read something I wrote (even if he barely got through the first paragraph before crumpling and tossing it) is intimidating. I have grown up with Newhart’s albums, stand-up, movies and television to understand and appreciate what a brilliant humorist he is,” Tuck said. “This would be the highlight of my career if I had one,” Tuck said.

Robert Benchley rose to fame in the 1920s writing for Harvard Lampoon, The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Life magazine and as humor columnist for the Hearst newspaper chain. Benchley appeared in more than eighty short films and feature length motion pictures. He is credited, along with Dorothy Parker, with founding the notorious Algonquin Round Table.

Benchley and his colleagues, all members of the famed Algonquin Round Table luncheon group, dominated print media for nearly two decades, creating a new face for American humor.

Many of America’s brightest comic talents including, this year’s finalist judge Bob Newhart, Dave Barry, Woody Allen, Steve Martin, Erma Bombeck, Shelly Berman, Jonathan Winters, Richard Pryor, Steve Allen, Russell Baker and Dan Rowan acknowledged Benchley’s impact on their work,

“The book that most impressed me when I was growing up and influenced my approach to comedy would have been any book by Robert Benchley, or specifically My Ten Years in a Quandary,” Newhart said. “I was very much influenced by Robert Benchley.”

Benchley’s warm, self-effacing comic writing style made it nearly the template for modern humor essays, said humor writer Ed Tasca. Tasca holds the singular distinction of placing among the top four Robert Benchley Society entries for three consecutive years.

Other finalists in 2008 are, in alphabetical order, Cornelius “Con” Chapman of Weston, MA, Eileen Mitchell of Palatine, IL, Joseph Nebus of Jackson, NJ, Brenda Pontiff of Los Angeles, CA, John Thom of Los Angeles, CA, and Sharon Elizabeth Wood of Cary, NC.

The Robert Benchley Society Award for Humor competition is open to amateurs and professionals alike. W. Bruce Cameron, whose book Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter inspired John Ritter’s Emmy Award winning television series for ABC/Disney, and who’s newest book, Eight Simple Rules for Marrying My Daughter, is now in book stores everywhere, took top Benchley Society Award honors in 2006. Last year’s top award went to Daniel Montville of Oak Park, Illinois for his hilarious essay, How to Write a Book.

“All entries are read blind, so neither Bob Newhart, nor any of the preliminary judges

knew who wrote any of the essays. That way the competition is entirely merit based,” said 2005 Robert Benchley Society Award winner Horace J. Digby, who has returned to help with judging in the past three years.

This year’s preliminary judges include, Benchley Society member Dwain Buck, 2005 Benchley Society award winner Horace J. Digby, author of Robert Benchley An Annotated Bibliography Gordon E. Ernst, writer Eileen Forster Keck, puzzle designer Chris Morgan, radio personality Tom Saunders, and Robert Benchley Society chairperson David Trumbull.

“I’m happy for the winners,” said finalist Brenda Pontiff, “but darn! I will enter again next year and see if I make the top ten one more time. I’ll be the poor man’s Ed Tasca – he placed 3 times, maybe I can get on the top ten list 3 times.”

David Trumbull, the Robert Benchley Society’s national chairperson, joined in Newhart’s sentiments. “I believe Mr. Benchley would be pleased to see how this year’s contestants are keeping alive his tradition of warm, genial, witty humor,” Trumbull said.

“I hope future judges are as lucky as I was in the quality of their finalists,” Newhart concluded.

You can learn more about Bob Newhart, this year’s Robert Benchley Society Award for Humor, the winners and the Robert Benchley Society humor writing competition by visiting Horace J. Digby’s official website lexingtonfilm.com

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Moniker.com Unveils Complete Auction Inventory for Its Two Live Domain Auctions at T.R.A.F.F.I.C. New York 2008

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Moniker.com Unveils Complete Auction Inventory for Its Two Live Domain Auctions at T.R.A.F.F.I.C. New York 2008










Pompano Beach, FL (PRWEB) September 18, 2008

Moniker.com (http://www.moniker.com ), an Oversee.net company and provider of Domain Asset Management® services, today released the official catalog of premium domains available for purchase at its Live and Extended Online Domain Auctions during the T.R.A.F.F.I.C. New York domain conference next week.

Following rigorous selection process, more than 200 premier generic and brandable domain names were selected for auction on Thursday, September 25 at 3 p.m. EDT (noon PDT) at the New York Marriott, Brooklyn Bridge, in New York. Additionally, Moniker will host a live domain auction on the opening night, September 23 at 7:30 p.m. EDT (4:30 p.m. PDT). The opening night auction will feature a mix of premium domains and includes a selection of hand-picked names from the private collection of T.R.A.F.F.I.C. conference founders Rick Schwartz and Howard Neu. The remaining 2,000 domains in the catalog will be available for bidding in the extended online auction running September 25 through October 2.

These auctions provide a unique opportunity for professionals in the brand marketing, intellectual property, internet marketing and website hosting industries. Many of the domains included in the catalog have not been available for purchase in more than 10 years.

Selected live auction lots are listed below, with complete catalog available at the Moniker Domain Auction Headquarters.

T.R.A.F.F.I.C Opening Night Live Auction:

    JewishDeli.com
    FunniestComedians.com (portfolio of 8 domains)
    Men.net
    Men.org
    Mohamed.com
    DarkChocolates.com
    GoldFutures.com
    SecondAmendment.com
    GetScores.com
    CashiersCheck.com
    SeafoodRestaurant.com
    Reuniting.com
    Society.net
    Absent.com
    Beef.net
    Staffed.com
    FrozenDaiquiri.com
    RVSP.net
    DirtyJokes.net
    Feels.com
    Children.mobi
    CommonStock.com
    Heating.net
    LateSnack.com

Moniker Premium Live Domain Auction:

    GasPrices.com
    Gas.mobi
    Cleaning.com
    Trumpet.com
    Ask.Me
    Date.Me
    Kiss.Me
    Show.Me
    Love.Me
    Buy.Me
    Rent.Me
    Watch.Me
    Play.Me
    Loan.Me
    Marry.Me
    Europe.mobi
    BankStatements.com
    CreditScores.net
    ConsumerLoans.com
    LowRateMortgage.com
    PensionPlan.com
    WindElectricity.net
    AidsResearch.com
    CancerResearch.com
    Liabilities.com
    CornedBeef.com
    ChickenRecipes.com
    Celibate.com, Celibacy.com
    Daisies.com
    Web.org
    US.org
    Camera.net
    Pepperoni.com
    XX.net
    Winks.com
    Microphone.com
    PLO.com
    Fired.com
    TemporaryJobs.com
    Employment.net
    ShortStories.com
    VHS.com
    Literature.com
    BirthdayPresents.com
    LT.com
    Disabled.com
    ElectricBikes.com
    InternetDating.com
    Poem.com
    RedRoses.com
    HotBlonde.com
    RolePlay.com
    Deposits.com
    Mine.com
    LeaseCars.com
    Graphs.com
    CheapSoftware.com
    Teenagers.com
    FinancialAid.com
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    LowFare.com
    PartySupplies.com
    Zimbabwe.com
    Bond.com
    Babysitting.com
    Winter.com
    CreditScores.com
    Sleep.com
    CreditCheck.com, FreeCreditCheck.com
    Stock.com
    Homerun.com

Multiple Bidding Opportunities Available

Registered T.R.A.F.F.I.C. NYC attendees are automatically eligible to attend both live auctions. Bidders not attending the live auction in person can place bids online through SnapNames Live™, an integrated live and online auction platform developed by SnapNames®, another Oversee.net company. Interested bidders may also submit an absentee bid form to the auctioneer, or sign up for telephone proxy bidding. Those wishing to attend the Premium auction on Thursday, Sept 25, in person, but are not available for the entire conference, may purchase a one-day pass for $ 795.

The extended online auction will also be hosted on the SnapNames auction platform, and will run for a full week starting Thursday, September 25 and closing Thursday, October 2 at 12:15 p.m. PDT (3:15 p.m. EDT).

To learn more about bidding options for this event, see a complete list of rules and procedures for all Moniker auctions or review all live and online domain auctions throughout the year, visit the Domain Auction page on the Moniker website at http://www.moniker.com/auction. Bidders may also contact sales@moniker.com or call (800) 688-6311.

Domain Name Financing Available

Moniker has contracted with Domain Capital for Domain Capital to offer financing on domain purchases made at the auction.

About Oversee’s Aftermarket and Registrar Division

Led by Monte Cahn, Oversee’s Aftermarket and Registrar Division, through Moniker® and SnapNames®, offers businesses and individual investors a complete array of Domain Asset Management® services to protect and grow the value of their internet domain names. Services include name creation, registration, acquisition, portfolio management, appraisal and escrow services as well as after-market sales and live auctions. Oversee provides a single point of contact over the entire life cycle of domain ownership, including name procurement, management, monetization and sales.

Moniker is a top 10 domain registrar and an industry pioneer who introduced the concept of live domain auctions and the industry’s first domain appraisal formula. SnapNames operates the largest auction of expired and deleting domain names and gives its customers exclusive first access to the world’s largest inventory of high-traffic, brand-able and investment-grade domain names every day. For more information, visit http://www.snapnames.com and http://www.moniker.com.

About Oversee.net

Founded in 2000 by Lawrence Ng and Fred Hsu, Oversee.net is a technology-driven online marketing solutions company, with two primary divisions – Oversee Domain Services and Oversee Marketing Services. Headquartered in Los Angeles with offices in Portland, Oregon, and Pompano Beach, Florida, the company has over 200 employees. Some of Oversee’s key brands include SnapNames®, Moniker®, DomainSponsor™, LowFares.com™, Low.com™ and IdentityTheft.com™. Please visit http://www.oversee.net.

Media Inquiries:

Matthew Luzuriaga

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212.367.6847

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I Tried Jewish Dating Washington DC and had a Great Time

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I moved to Northern Virginia two years ago and a co-worker, who is also single, suggested we go to a Jewish Dating Washington DC event hosted by Professionals in the City. I thought to myself, “Speed dating??? What a joke. I mean how do you get to really know the person in 5 minutes?” I figured it was a way for people to meet quickly and then just have sex.

 

Boy was I wrong! But first let’s start from the beginning. When I moved here from Florida I was very lonely. It made me sad to see couples doing their Christmas shopping, kissing each other on the street and I guess just being “a couple.” And it also felt like everywhere I looked was a baby, which I long for. So I decided to go to a Jewish dating website that matches Jews with other Jews. That experience was sometimes fun, sometimes not.

 

I wanted a man to be exclusive with and I found that many people from that site just wanted to date lots of women at the same time. But in the back of my mind I kept thinking about the Jewish Dating Washington DC events however I still wanted to try other ways.

 

I went to a Jewish dating service and that was worse then the online site. There, I basically felt like a piece of meat. They’d take your profile and fix you up with a man they thought you would like. But the profiles were so short I couldn’t imagine how they even knew the type of man I was looking for. They just wanted my money!

 

I finally went to Jewish Dating Washington DC and it was NOT what I expected. The speed dating took place for an hour, but there was time afterwards to mix and mingle at the bar and talk further with people you were really interested in during your “date.” I met a terrific man there and we’ve been on several amazing dates ever since. It’s a great event so give it a try.

 


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